I'm afraid my time here has ended. I just cannot think of enough interesting things to say, write about, draw... and the twins take up a lot of time in their training. It was great meeting all of you, take care of each other.

~Kakashi
& HarineZumi and Hidote

mood: accomplished

I'm offering touchpad art - give me something(s)/someone(s) and a prompt.

mood: quixotic

So nobody thinks I've abandoned my sons, I AM home now. They hijacked the computer again while I was taking a bath.

I have nothing else to report on my absence - as I've learned that my word is never taken for truth over that of my ... I would use 'rivals' but that only counts for one person and he's rather a friend of mine anyhow. so 'enemies' will have to do.

I do believe I will sit back with a good book now, it's been a while since it's been quiet enough to do so. Who knows how long the twins will sleep in, after all.

Isn't this NEAT!? THE MOST POWERFUL PAIR IN THE VILLAGE!!! We were looking around, and we found Gai and Papakashi and they were fighting together in the picture, and it looks like a card but we don't know what kind of card it is, but it's really REALLY COOL and we can't wait to show Papakashi when he comes home, and ISN'T HE BETTER YET?!?!??!

mood: bored

WHO: orochimaru_ftw and scarecrowarrior's kids
WHAT: Twins wanted Kiyoshi to come read to them.
WHEN: Last Night
WHERE: Kakashi's house
WHY: cause it's FUNNY
WITH: great amusement, and disturbingness, and brief mention of naughty

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IN WHICH KIYOSHI FINDS OUT THAT KAKASHI REALLY DOES READ SUCH THINGS TO HIS TWINS, OR PERHAPS THE TWINS HAVE FUN FREAKING OUT KIYOSHI

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mood: amused tags: log

We lost our Papakashi - does anyone know where he goed? Pakkun does not know.

O NO HE RUNNED AWAY! WE GOTTA FIND HIM! KAN ANY OF YOU FRIENDS OF PAPAKASHI HELP US FIND HIM!!!???!!!


...Zumi wants a turn.

WHERE'S PAPAKASHI! I'M GONNA USE MY NEW POSE I GOT FROM GAI AT THE BATHOUSE AND SEE IF HE'S HIDING IN THERE - K BYE!

...I'ma stay here if Papakashi comes back.

...someone find him? We... broke the can opener.

and the stove.

and I'm hungry and how come I don't get to go to the bathouse!!!!!!!!

Oh! And we all been real sick, but me and 'Zumi got better faster'n Papakashi - and he shudda stayed in bed cuz he's not all better yet!

mood: scared

I swear to Heaven Above, Hell Below, and Earth Between that if you've hurt Gai, Orochimaru, I will TEAR YOU APART.

mood: enraged

WHO: Gai maitolyspandexy and Kakashi's kids, Hidote (white ponytail) and Harinezumi (brown shock) (as seen here
WHAT: YOUTHFUL BABYSITTING!!!
WHEN: This AFTERNOON
WHERE: Konoha Village, and Kakashi's house
WHY: Because Gai and the Twins of Terror was too good to pass up!
WITH: Bath house Boobies-n-Bums, Water, Broken things, and a Rock Papers Scissors match. Oh! and poses!!!

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IN WHICH GAI BABYSITS THE HITAKE TWINS

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Still chaotic I see...

Gai's gone evil.... Naruto, Sasuke and Orichimaru are... female? Sai... is pregnant, as is Orochiimaru.... Sakura has impregnating fists... Sirius is....acting like Pakkun when there's a bitch in heat around.... His Remus is gone off... Tonks has gone off... Potter got kidnapped by some Fire Lord, and....

I really can't continue this list, its making my head hurt.

...I haven't been around as I've been busy with the set of twins that just showed up. They're four. They say I'm their father... but they won't say who their mother is!

(Is it too early to teach them jutsu?)

EDIT: a photograph of my 'sons', the twins Hidote and Harinezumi....

mood: confused

Wow.

Chaotic.

Truly I am at somewhat of a loss. I am doing much research that, though free to, I am not going to talk about at this time.

I am at a loss to thinking of a fandom post in order to remain here and speak with you all - so I will do something I've seen others do. It may not be done quickly, but I will endeavour my best....

The first five people to request a subject for art OR writing, will receive of their choice.

Home now.

No, I'm not going to tell you all where I've been or with whom.

Still working on catching up.

Though I must say, there are some things I've seen in my quest of catching up with what everyone's been up to - that don't surprise me at all.

The temptation to say 'I told you so' is great - but I'm not going to bother.

Back to catching up, now.

~

If only I had listened to him. Or gotten there sooner. We didn't all escape.

My teammate, someone I had never quite gotten along with. He was too free, too irresponsible, didn't follow the rules. I believed that the rules were all that held importance, and to break them was unforgivable. To be late was an ultimate offence.

He was dying. He'd gotten me to break the rules in order to save our teammate, and now he was dying because of it. We never got along, but as he lay dying, he gave me the gift of his eye.

Mine had been slashed useless earlier as we battled, and while I was made to lie beside him as our teammate used her abilities to transfer his left eye to replace mine - I realised that friendship, that my Team was more important than the rules.

...And then he died.

And the anniversary of this is coming closer every day, and I find myself snapping more at people who, probably, mean well. I'm angrier every day getting closer to that gorey anniversary and, as every year, I can do nothing to stop it.

It also disturbs me how well people outside my reality know me. To know that my life is just a story to them. I'd love to hunt down whoever wrote it, and make them fix things - give me back my friends and teammates from my youth - give them a chance.

screwdrivrsonic had an interesting question earlier today - about what's worth living for vs. what's worth dying for. nakedratings had an excellent response - that living is a lot harder than dying.

It's true. It is - and it gets harder every year to be the one that was left behind as the names on the memorial stone grow greater in number.

I have no idea why I just wrote all this down - but I'll post it to my journal anyhow. Everyone else has the freedom to write what they think and not be criticised - no reason why I can't as well.

mood: depressed music: Banka

Five days.

Kuh.

mood: aggravated

I'm really getting sick and tired of the lies. Of the whining. Of certain ninja making an ass of themselves.

I've said what I've wanted to say on more than one occasion. Just because the person I said it to doesn't like it, doesn't mean it hadn't been said before. So. I've said it again, and am posting that I have so that NEXT time there's lies about me saying what I think to others rather than to him, I can smply point here. I have. Multiple times, I have said these things straight to him and I'm sick of repeating myself because the bastard wants to pretend differently.











I miss my friends. I miss my old Team. I just don't need to deal with this shit right now.

mood: aggravated

Really. It's a TERRIFYING place.

I promise.

Why?

( WTF?! )

mood: anxious

Had fun hanging out with kaidoh tonight. Fun kid - wouldn't let me see if he actually had any hair under his bandanna, though.

Look! I drew him.

( KAIDOH ON NAPKIN )
He was going to draw me, but he was freaking too hard at the strange people in the table next to ours.

Of course if some grown man in the table next to yours started yelling "VAGINA" randomly in whatever strange conversation he was having - you'd probably be laughing with the horror of it too.

(not that I didn't find it amusing)

mood: amused tags: fanart

SO FUNNY!

I found this video on Youtube... and the song skit thing they used for it, is fun! *laughs*

mood: amused

Seriously.

I gave my porn away.

Apparently, including My Book!

WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?

Please, everyone I gave porn to... may I Please have at least ONE bit of it back? Please?

And to whomever got my Makeout Paradise book... Please!!!

I drew me begging, even!


PLEASEEEEEEE! I NEEED MY SMUT BAAAACK!!!!!!!

I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!

mood: stressed